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poddys · 08/27/2008 12:44 pm

Since a number of lensmasters gave a humorous insight into what they did or how it felt to wait for the lens rankings to update every day, I thought I might create a lens about it.

What I am looking for is a short description of what you do or how you feel while you are waiting for the lens rankings to update, and a photo to accompany it.

I am initially thinking to use the Polaroid Module to add the photos, but I might decide to upload the photos to my domain instead. Just depends on the number of submissions I get and the content.

I am hoping a lot of you will contribute to the lens, and above all I am looking for comical quips quotes and funny photos. It would be nice if this helped create some good laughs for everyone. I'm sure we all have digital cameras - if not, you can always use that photo booth in the mall...

So get working on it..............
Please email your submissions to ohtheagony@poddys.com

Rock_The_Ice · 08/27/2008 4:35 pm

Both giving this a bump and contemplating doing a spoof version of "I Don't Like Mondays"...

We'll see

*Goes to pen some new lyrics...*

WritingforYourWealth · 08/27/2008 11:49 pm

Heh, coming from the blogging world, I've learned to measure increases in stats by months, not days. It takes time to build more traffic and be found!

poddys · 08/28/2008 6:45 am

Looking forward to the spoof lyrics Rock - should be a good addition...

I don't like Wednesdays
My Lensrank does a bender days...

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poddys · 08/28/2008 7:48 am

I keep getting different songs going through my head and I am trying to find the right lyrics to fit in with the theme of waiting for the lensrank to update.

I think this would also fit in well with the lens, so everyone - if you can come up with some catchy song lyrics about waiting for the lensrank to update - email them to me at ohtheagony@poddys.com and we can vote on the most popular.

I'm still waiting for photos by the way - who is going to be brave enough?

Rock_The_Ice · 08/28/2008 8:01 am

Poddys, I've nearly finished a lens about "I Don't Like Wednesdays"

I'll have to get a microphone before I can record a spoof version of the song but I've got most of the lyrics and I'm just putting the lens together. (My microphone broke a couple of months back... unless I can borrow the better half's...)

I'll post here when it's done. ^_^

poddys · 08/28/2008 8:17 am

Cool Rock - sounds like fun
I will be pleased to feature the lens.
Hey - anything different to make life fun and to get some extra traffic

Rock_The_Ice · 08/28/2008 8:59 am

Just struggling with the second verse... =/

I've got the first verse, final verse and chorus and the rest of my lens built. Just need that damned second verse! �_�

poddys · 08/28/2008 9:12 am

I just had some awful lyrice come into my head...

Remember that awful song "Startrekking" from a few years back?

Lensranking, it's getting worse and worse
It used to take forever, now it's in reverse

I didn't go any further than that though...
Probably not a bad thing...

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Rock_The_Ice · 08/28/2008 9:31 am

Lmao! Well it's done, Tony. =]

I Don't Like Wednesdays

I hope it's good enough lol.

The_Homeopath · 08/28/2008 9:36 am

I've thought of a really distasteful one to do. I don't know if I have the guts to actually do it though.

Um, on the subject of lensrank, have we had one yet today? I seriously can't tell.
ETA- Nevermind, I see a WIP still in the red zone, so I guess not - duh.

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awelldressedbullet · 08/28/2008 9:37 am

Me wait around and worry? Geesh, no way!

Rock_The_Ice · 08/28/2008 9:40 am

The_Homeopath wrote:
I've thought of a really distasteful one to do. I don't know if I have the guts to actually do it though.

Um, on the subject of lensrank, have we had one yet today? I seriously can't tell.
ETA- Nevermind, I see a WIP still in the red zone, so I guess not - duh.

Do it!!! =]

And no not yet. Otherwise the two lenses I was watching for haven't moved anywhere lol.

aj2008 · 08/28/2008 9:55 am

poddys wrote:
Lensranking, it's getting worse and worse
It used to take forever, now it's in reverse

I didn't go any further than that though...

My lensranking's plummetting now,
Plummetting now
Plummetting now
My lensranking's plummetting now,
Plummetting now, Seth

Oh no, now when I wake up early I am now going to be thinking of blasted lyrics instead of ideas for lenses....................

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rms · 08/28/2008 10:05 am

Excellent idea for a lens Poddys!
I know it's going to be great!

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The_Homeopath · 08/28/2008 10:07 am

Rock_The_Ice wrote:
The_Homeopath wrote:
I've thought of a really distasteful one to do. I don't know if I have the guts to actually do it though.

Um, on the subject of lensrank, have we had one yet today? I seriously can't tell.
ETA- Nevermind, I see a WIP still in the red zone, so I guess not - duh.
Do it!!! =]

And no not yet. Otherwise the two lenses I was watching for haven't moved anywhere lol.

OK, but I'll need to clean my bathroom, find a wine bottle, and steal one of my daughter's lipsticks.

Rock_The_Ice · 08/28/2008 10:16 am

I think I have an idea what this lens is going to be like but I'll let you know when I've seen it!

If it's anything like what I'm thinking, it will be awesome!

aj2008 · 08/28/2008 10:40 am

aj2008 wrote:
poddys wrote:
Lensranking, it's getting worse and worse
It used to take forever, now it's in reverse

I didn't go any further than that though...
My lensranking's plummetting now,
Plummetting now
Plummetting now
My lensranking's plummetting now,
Plummetting now, Seth

Oh no, now when I wake up early I am now going to be thinking of blasted lyrics instead of ideas for lenses....................

Then there's:

There's Spammers on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Spammers on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Seth

Oh what have you started Poddys?

Rock_The_Ice · 08/28/2008 10:51 am

aj2008 wrote:
aj2008 wrote:
poddys wrote:
Lensranking, it's getting worse and worse
It used to take forever, now it's in reverse

I didn't go any further than that though...
My lensranking's plummetting now,
Plummetting now
Plummetting now
My lensranking's plummetting now,
Plummetting now, Seth

Oh no, now when I wake up early I am now going to be thinking of blasted lyrics instead of ideas for lenses....................
Then there's:

There's Spammers on the starboard bow
Starboard bow
Starboard bow
There's Spammers on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, Seth

Oh what have you started Poddys?

LOL! ^_^

The_Homeopath · 08/28/2008 10:52 am

I've been waiting on the update
All the live long day

I've been waiting on the update
Just to see my stats today

Can't you see my dashboard's stale
Servers do your thing

I've been waiting on the update
Cause I have no life to-day

The_Homeopath · 08/28/2008 10:55 am

The pic didn't come out well. :-(

poddys · 08/28/2008 10:56 am

Oh gawd You guys are too much - I'm practically ROTFLMAO...

Well the concept of the lens is great I think, so far nothing has been created, hopefully tonight though. And to make it great I need those photos and song lyrics - or anything else you can think of. Above all though I think photos go down well.

I am hoping that there are a lot of great contributions and that it might make LOTD. Praise and promotions on all who contribute to it, as I will be adding featured lensmasters for the contributors.

It's no good sitting alone in your room
Wasting the day away
You could have created a whole new lens
Because the lensrank ain't changed all day
(to the tune of Cabaret)

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poddys · 08/28/2008 10:57 am

LOL that's too funny

Just spotted the wine bottle and the pills too...

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The_Homeopath · 08/28/2008 10:59 am

poddys wrote:
LOL that's too funny

Just spotted the wine bottle and the pills too...

I doubt many other people would appreciate my sense of humor though. Yup, mother of 4, giant squid, kiddo lenses, wine, rollerskates, and drugs in the loo.

The_Homeopath · 08/28/2008 11:02 am

OMG!!! I just thought of an EVEN MORE OFFENSIVE one!!!!

Woot. I'm on a roll now. Laundry? What laundry?

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