The Lensmaster Lounge

Where lensmasters know best. W00t.

submit a bug report

You are not logged in.

Announcement

*The Forum Rules.

Yep, rules. Read 'em. Abide by 'em. Or your sea creature powers may be revoked. Temporarily, or for good.

1. New to the lounge? Get started here. Learn which category to post your note in, and create a forum signature.
2. Spam: just don't do it. Thou also shalt not fill the forums with multiple threads on the same topic or sockpuppet.
3. Thou shalt not flame, harass, denigrate, spam, malign, or otherwise finger-point and name-call at ANYONE. This one's a biggy. This too can get you banned.
4. Squidstaff love interacting with smart front-line people, so they stop by the forums from time to time to hear your ideas and share updates. However, this isn't the place to post bugs or solicit admin action. Please send those requests through our feedback link.
5. The SquidU forum is a place for users to interact, to share ideas and inspiration (and yes, gripes... maybe another lensmaster can help) and have fun with their lenses. Try searching for an answer or visiting The Answer Deck.

#1 08/27/2008 8:15 am

poddys
Indubitably tentacular
From: Southampton, UK
Registered: 01/15/2008
Posts: 2945

Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

It's 11:15am EST and still no updates sad
I'm pining here wondering what happened to my lenses overnight.

Offline

 

#2 08/27/2008 8:17 am

OhMe
Giant Squid Greeter
From: Pendleton, SC
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 786

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

me too.  My sister and I keep watching for the updates.


"If you think you are green, you are ripening.
If you think you are ripe, you are rottening."
http://www.squidoo.com/ohme-lensography
http://www.squidoo.com/roy-g--biv
http://www.squidoo.com/selti

Offline

 

#3 08/27/2008 8:32 am

Joan4
Giant Squid Greeter
From: South Carolina, USA
Registered: 10/16/2007
Posts: 1046

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

11:31 and tapping my foot!  lol  lol
now really, what am I going to do different if i see the rankings?   I have a to-do list for today already.  soooooooo  I am just curious and waiting for 2 to go green!  that's all!   lol  funny how we get so addicted to seeing those ratings every morning!

Offline

 

#4 08/27/2008 8:41 am

relache
Indubitably tentacular
From: Seattle, WA
Registered: 04/10/2006
Posts: 2390

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Poddys, the lensrank updates have taken longer and happen "later" as Squidoo has grown in size.  My first few months on the site, the update happened right at 11pm Pacific time and took about 5 minutes.  You could practically watch it happen.  In fact, I think Damon (aka boredofeducation)  and I used to sit up at night and do just that.

But there were about 10,000 lenses then.


“If the cut of the costume indicates intellect and talent, then the color indicates temper and heart. - Thomas Carlyle

Offline

 

#5 08/27/2008 8:42 am

Rock_The_Ice
Wow. Over 1000 posts.
From: Manchester (UK)
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 1009

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Please don't update! I had a lens that died an incredible death on Black Sunday and it revitalised itself in the last couple of days; I don't want it to die again... =/

Offline

 

#6 08/27/2008 8:43 am

xtnshun
Full fledged kraken (500+ posts)
From: Reston, VA
Registered: 05/23/2007
Posts: 556

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Always seems to be Wednesdays....

Offline

 

#7 08/27/2008 8:49 am

The_Homeopath
Wow. Over 1000 posts.
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 1290

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Rock_The_Ice wrote:

Please don't update! I had a lens that died an incredible death on Black Sunday and it revitalised itself in the last couple of days; I don't want it to die again... =/

LOL - that's how I felt last week when I had a lens in the top 100 overall. No updates for 2 days was cool with me because I just knew it would fall off as soon as it updated!

Can you believe that I hadn't even noticed that there was no update today until I saw this thread? Eeeep. I'm getting lame.

Offline

 

#8 08/27/2008 8:55 am

bconnor11
Got yer sea legs
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 42

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

My dashboard hasn't updated but one of my lenses is in the Top 100 in Music.  On the the list, it says its #99 in Music but my dashboard says its #88 in music.  I think its about to update.

Offline

 

#9 08/27/2008 9:26 am

triathlontraining
Indubitably tentacular
From: Minnesota
Registered: 06/27/2007
Posts: 2422

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Year 2015:  Squidoo updates for the 12,000,000,000 lenses happen at regular intervals once per year. 

Updates begin promptly at 12:01am December 31st and end at 5:37pm October 2nd.


KIDDING!!!  smile


Squidoo Tools and Resources - Lens ping and other tools, lens addons, linkbuilding, guides
Free Images for your Lens - How to add and enhance your images!
Twitter Tools Newest Lens!

Offline

 

#10 08/27/2008 10:40 am

poddys
Indubitably tentacular
From: Southampton, UK
Registered: 01/15/2008
Posts: 2945

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

LOL....

Think there might be enough material for a lens here...
"So what do YOU do while you are waiting for the dashboard to update?".

I can see OhMe going googly eyed staring at the screen, Joan4 foot tapping, Rock-The-Ice singing along with "I Don't Like Wednesdays" to the tune of Boomtown Rats I Don't Like Mondays, and a score of other people praying "Please don't update"...

Maybe some quotes along with some candid photos of lensmasters waiting for the updates would make a great lens...

Offline

 

#11 08/27/2008 10:45 am

chloecavanaugh
Mesonychoteuthis
Registered: 06/10/2007
Posts: 831

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Rock_The_Ice wrote:

Please don't update! I had a lens that died an incredible death on Black Sunday and it revitalised itself in the last couple of days; I don't want it to die again... =/

Gosh, my lenses never did recover from Black Sunday.  Actually I think they get worse when I tweak them, YIKES not good!

Take care everyone!
~Chloe

Offline

 

#12 08/27/2008 11:01 am

vbright105
Full fledged kraken (500+ posts)
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 695

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

I may be losing my mind (In fact, I'd bet on it) but when I woke up at 3AM my rankings were different than they had been at 8PM Tuesday night.

Oh...and what is a "Mesonychoteuthis"?

Last edited by vbright105 (08/27/2008 11:02 am)

Offline

 

#13 08/27/2008 11:03 am

Joan4
Giant Squid Greeter
From: South Carolina, USA
Registered: 10/16/2007
Posts: 1046

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Think there might be enough material for a lens here...
"So what do YOU do while you are waiting for the dashboard to update?".

I can see OhMe going googly eyed staring at the screen, Joan4 foot tapping, Rock-The-Ice singing along with "I Don't Like Wednesdays" to the tune of Boomtown Rats I Don't Like Mondays, and a score of other people praying "Please don't update"...

That's hilarious, Poddys!   let me know when that lens is ready!  funny!

Offline

 

#14 08/27/2008 11:04 am

Joan4
Giant Squid Greeter
From: South Carolina, USA
Registered: 10/16/2007
Posts: 1046

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

now yall have to teach me how to make a quote appear in gray box!!

Offline

 

#15 08/27/2008 11:07 am

OhMe
Giant Squid Greeter
From: Pendleton, SC
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 786

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Poddys, I love your lens idea.  Joan and I were just talking about it.  You are too clever.  Go for it.  Yes, I have been sitting in front of the screen googly eyed all morning!


"If you think you are green, you are ripening.
If you think you are ripe, you are rottening."
http://www.squidoo.com/ohme-lensography
http://www.squidoo.com/roy-g--biv
http://www.squidoo.com/selti

Offline

 

#16 08/27/2008 11:07 am

Christene
Indubitably tentacular
Registered: 02/06/2007
Posts: 4096

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Joan4 wrote:

now yall have to teach me how to make a quote appear in gray box!!

just hit the quote button on their post smile

Offline

 

#17 08/27/2008 11:37 am

thefluffanutta
Citizen Squid Alumni

From: York, England SquidUtils.com
Registered: 09/04/2006
Posts: 5508

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

vbright105 wrote:

Oh...and what is a "Mesonychoteuthis"?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colossal_Squid smile

Offline

 

#18 08/27/2008 11:54 am

relache
Indubitably tentacular
From: Seattle, WA
Registered: 04/10/2006
Posts: 2390

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

And it looks like we've updated, folks! (go check those dashboards)


“If the cut of the costume indicates intellect and talent, then the color indicates temper and heart. - Thomas Carlyle

Offline

 

#19 08/27/2008 12:24 pm

beeobrien
Wow. Over 1000 posts.
From: Texas
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 1130

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

vbright105 wrote:

Oh...and what is a "Mesonychoteuthis"?

Apparently pronounced like this:  Me-ZONN-ee-ko-TOOTH-iss

I like the way the word looks, but it SOUNDS kinda goofy.

Offline

 

#20 08/27/2008 12:31 pm

poddys
Indubitably tentacular
From: Southampton, UK
Registered: 01/15/2008
Posts: 2945

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Yeah we updated - not sure I like all the new rankings though sad

I'm not so concerned about what a messy-chunky-uterus is as much as the fact that I can neither pronounce or spell it...

Think I might have to work on the lens... something different and fun...

----------------------------
EDITED........

Ok, I think I will go ahead with the lens - it's up to you all to provide the goodies for me to work with.   I created another thread with the submission details - www.squidu.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=20493   Over to you...

Last edited by poddys (08/27/2008 12:46 pm)

Offline

 

#21 08/27/2008 2:01 pm

beeobrien
Wow. Over 1000 posts.
From: Texas
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 1130

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Tony, your imagery has ruined my meso.....is-ness.  And I think I have to post about 5000 more comments in order to get to the next level, whatever that is.

Cute lens idea too.

Last edited by beeobrien (08/27/2008 2:01 pm)

Offline

 

#22 08/27/2008 3:45 pm

thefluffanutta
Citizen Squid Alumni

From: York, England SquidUtils.com
Registered: 09/04/2006
Posts: 5508

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Offline

 

#23 08/27/2008 4:21 pm

The_Homeopath
Wow. Over 1000 posts.
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 1290

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

chloecavanaugh wrote:

Rock_The_Ice wrote:

Please don't update! I had a lens that died an incredible death on Black Sunday and it revitalised itself in the last couple of days; I don't want it to die again... =/

Gosh, my lenses never did recover from Black Sunday.  Actually I think they get worse when I tweak them, YIKES not good!

Take care everyone!
~Chloe

The past 2 weeks have been about that way for me too. Updating, submitting, blah blah blah, and my stats kept going down bit by bit. Today, however, when they did update, a couple of mine took huge leaps and have rockin' awesome lensrank now. Unfortunately I have no flippin' idea why. Seriously (I'm giggling as I say this) I give up trying to figure it out! It's like looking at a roller coaster - up and down and up and down. The screaming I hear is OK, as long as bodies don't start flying off and smacking the pavement I'm good.

Offline

 

#24 08/27/2008 4:34 pm

The_Bard
Banned
From: Si'mybio 14.40N & 173.12W
Registered: 02/22/2007
Posts: 1344

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

Yes! I meant to mention this before. I used to be a #1 lens in travel, and was in the top 100 overall lensrank for nigh on a year.

Then I suddenly began to plummet. No matter what I did I couldn't climb up. I think I'm hovering about 1020 these days. As it happens I'm really happy now. I don't feel under pressure to maintain the rankings. I'm comfortable - relaxed - and its the online equivalent of swinging on a hammock!

Besides, don't squids live deep and occasionally rise? Or is that vice versa? Does it matter?

Chill out folks and enjoy!

Offline

 

#25 08/27/2008 4:43 pm

Rock_The_Ice
Wow. Over 1000 posts.
From: Manchester (UK)
Registered: 12/31/1969
Posts: 1009

Re: Ranking Updates Seem To Be Getting Later And Later

chloecavanaugh wrote:

Gosh, my lenses never did recover from Black Sunday.  Actually I think they get worse when I tweak them, YIKES not good!

Take care everyone!
~Chloe

I had a couple that were top 2k lenses that suddenly dropped to around 8-10k and never recovered. It made a resurgence towards the top 2k (around #2300) yesterday totally by random. No extra comments, no extra stars, 100 less hits a week than before Black Sunday, no extra favourites, no extra anything! I can't even see it having received multiple angel blessings and even then I don't think it would increase anywhere near that much!

Btw; the lens in question was my Mario Kart lens.

The_Homeopath wrote:

The past 2 weeks have been about that way for me too. Updating, submitting, blah blah blah, and my stats kept going down bit by bit. Today, however, when they did update, a couple of mine took huge leaps and have rockin' awesome lensrank now. Unfortunately I have no flippin' idea why. Seriously (I'm giggling as I say this) I give up trying to figure it out! It's like looking at a roller coaster - up and down and up and down. The screaming I hear is OK, as long as bodies don't start flying off and smacking the pavement I'm good.

LOL! Ditto now I've seen the update. I've finally got a couple more back in the top tier! Gotta keep them there now though... =/

Offline

 

Board footer

Powered by PunBB
© Copyright 2002–2005 Rickard Andersson